This from the Associated Press:
PEARLAND, Texas -- Cleveland Browns defensive back Kenny Wright was arrested Thursday after police said he led them on a quarter-mile foot chase that began in the parking lot of the police station.
Pearland police said officers were investigating a disturbance in the police station parking lot around 11:30 a.m. Thursday. When officers approached Wright, he took off running and was eventually caught in a nearby subdivision.
Police said they found 1.875 ounces of marijuana in Wright's vehicle.
Yeah, cause running always works. If watching crappy cable TV has taught us anything, it's that no matter how fat or out-of-shape a cop is, the bad guy always gets caught trying to scale a chainlink fence or spotlighted by a helicoptor in a field.
Good news for Wright, though. The Bengals just called, inquiring about his availability. Sorry, couldn't resist.
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That was a low blow about the Bengals, Jeremy!
Hey, just telling the truth! ;)
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